Word of the Week - Shitperience!

I have never been a real mother, so I am not so sure about changing diaper. My dad just told me once I had a projectile shitting weapon when I was of coz a baby, now shitting is becoming more hardened, supposed it comes with age. :P

Everyone knows I have 2 dogs. What I havent exactly told everyone is that they like to PLAY and yes EAT shits. I got no idea why they like doing so. My sis said, feed them more so they dont get hungry. So I tried but I dont want them to be too fat as it's super shitty for their backs. OK, then some say TRY pineapple. As somehow pineapple will make the shits less....palatable(!?)........still, somehow they keep on shitting N eating.

So I cant tell u how shittily joyable when I see shits, instead of no shits at the dog toilet. I luv picking up the shits.To me, it's the most reassuring moment when I see shits there..........as everytime that tricks me to think, O maybe they have grown up.

Yes ie why I find seeing shits could be a joyful experience. Lets call it Shitperience.