Stat & Term

Stat:

If not mentioned by my fren -T, I didnt know you could check the statistic of how much my blog has been viewed. Do I care? ummmmm...........I dont know but it's nice to know somehow I have been read. But most interesting thing is I got some from Iran, Russia, Spain, or even Peru. I want to meet all of them.....haha, as I wonder how they could search to this part of Asia...then to my blog....I did find out that there's a search word "Legless Sex" though...haha....huh!!???

Terminology:

I think I am very poor at reading signs. Maybe it deals with my poor spatial recognition. U know, my another goal apart from being archaeologist, was to be an astronaut. I think I would damn fail because I can never get all the buttons right, I am 100% sure. As until now, I still turn on the wrong light....sometimes.

And I dont know what my problem is, despite I like short-forms alot, I couldnt understand terminilogy at all. For e.g. people taste red wine, they would use "layer" to describe their supposedly different "layers", but to me it tastes more like different segmentation & tone (kinda like the perfume I luv). I cant understand the layer thou I do....U know what I mean?

I hereby conclude I am a very stubborn person as I dont want to accept people's created terms, though many are authentic & justifiable.

I hereby conclude that I am kinda stupid as I dont understand the wisdom behind the jargons

I hereby conclude that the jargon makers are super arrogant as they make me doubt my intelligence. HOW DARE YOU!!????

Flinch

Fridge
Fringe

Shits, I heard this word FLINCH - it sounds so good but it has "bad meaning" - to retrieve with fear. Yet FLINCH sounds so cool.

Wordsss of the WEEK 2 - Dawnism, Dawnish, Dawniqustic

I think alot of kids would make up of their own language while growing up. And I was one of them. Of coz, I always talked to my split self, and later on, to my imaginery crowd where I would give a speech. haha, I dont think I told anyone before, maybe my roomate Ellie in Melb (?) However, I got more into it when I was in high school or University (dont recall when). I think I really had a notebook jotting down the dawnish sound/word/meaning!!!

Of coz, I got bored by it after a while as it's indeed not an easy task to create my own dawniqustic dialect, even though I so wanted to be the best scholar in my own language (as earthly literature is way too diffcult for me).

Anyhow, this kinda "creating a language" is still imprinted deeply in me, so those who have talked to me more, know that I always come up with english-but-not-english words!! And I want to further develop in it, so I will make a point to create a word/a phrase every week. 

You may yell - SCHIZO! Honestly, I always think I am borderline ONE.

OK, today, Dawnism/Dawnish/Dawniqustic which are pretty much self-explanatory and not funny. Stay tune for next week. :D

Word of the Week - Shitperience!

I have never been a real mother, so I am not so sure about changing diaper. My dad just told me once I had a projectile shitting weapon when I was of coz a baby, now shitting is becoming more hardened, supposed it comes with age. :P

Everyone knows I have 2 dogs. What I havent exactly told everyone is that they like to PLAY and yes EAT shits. I got no idea why they like doing so. My sis said, feed them more so they dont get hungry. So I tried but I dont want them to be too fat as it's super shitty for their backs. OK, then some say TRY pineapple. As somehow pineapple will make the shits less....palatable(!?)........still, somehow they keep on shitting N eating.

So I cant tell u how shittily joyable when I see shits, instead of no shits at the dog toilet. I luv picking up the shits.To me, it's the most reassuring moment when I see shits there..........as everytime that tricks me to think, O maybe they have grown up.

Yes ie why I find seeing shits could be a joyful experience. Lets call it Shitperience.