Great Pickup Line

In Ancient Persia, they had this custom.
Whoever is paying the bill of the night, named the KING of the night.
So he will have one bottle of wine, one bottle of water in place.
2 glasses.
If he pours into 2 glasses same portion of water & wine, it means he wants to talk both serious & pleasure issues.
If he pours more wine, means he wants to talk pleasure stuff.
If he pours more water, means he wants something serious.

NOW writing it doesnt seem very pick-up-ky. BUT,
when I was reading it, I knew it would be my great pickup line to get someone to pay for the bill.

HEHE. Adopted fr Brida.