Mr Writer sent me a list he stumbled on some site, and he shared with me. hehe.
Inside the list, to please a woman needs 54 techniques while men just 2....(being naked & bring food)
Then U should know this list is written by a man or collectively by some men
Yet, it makes men sound like a retard, I mean worse than a retard. In my head, it's like U just bring someone standing in front naked, bring food to feed them, while they would be drooling all over....isnt it worse than ONE?? hehe.
Ok, below is the list, I think for women, it's somewhat true, but I just demand to be treated like a princess, and I will make U KING! :)
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer
22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent
30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious
38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer
22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent
30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious
38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich
49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich
49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2. Bring food
Arrrr, then I have to say, the men in my life have been so much more complicated then the list. They have requests, various request about anything. I am glad somewhat they have a brain. I mean just like they would think I have one too, I assume. While, they actually bring & cook me food.....then some of them luv shopping more than me, while, other wud want me to buy a house for them (despite I got no money - but at least they opened their mouths to ask), then also, some ask me why I dont crack jokes, while I have always been the only one cracking them up. So....
ReplyDeleteMaybe to some, I am unfortunate, but to me,
I am glad at least they dont just require me to simply naked & bring them food (as I got no ability to bring anything on the table)
:)
A REAL man needs a lot more than that~ (^^) What happened to the giant TV? Sound systems? Sports cars? Grog? Watches? Toys? Crazy nite out with the boys?
ReplyDeletehehe, U r damn rite.
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