Surprising Two Days

For one, I laughed like I never laughed before. Like a pig.

For two, I lost my virginity. Again.

On Friday, I went to see Eclipse with Janet. By the way, Riley (aka Xavier Samuel) looks awesome in the movie. He's the best young actor in the twi-cast I gotta say. How did I manage to laugh like a pig? U gotta be there to know, but I still try to tell.

There's a scene whereby Victoria & Edward were fighting. And in this movie, vampires "got killed" like breaking the ice. Shattered! Anyhoos, Ed killed Vic by breaking her into icy-pieces. Everyone should know how vamp could get shattered as there were many scenes prior to this finale already done the shattering. Anyways, everyone was absolutely silent and surprising at that very moment, no movie music at all. BUT a freaking woman GASPED  through her windpipe. IT was just kinda maybe next to me. I STARTED fucking laughing hard. I should say WE. But for me, I was trying to control. The more I controlled the more I fucking laughed to a point, I was laughing like a pig being slaughtered....giiigiiihahahahgiiigiihahhahaha.........

Man, I kept thanking her for the next few hours because I hadnt laughed like that for the past 2 years, or maybe the last 20 years!!!! I laughed for maybe at least 10 mins. Seriously, I never laughed.

OK, the second.

I lost my worldcup virginity to Benji. My mom is going to be mad at me. I never in my life sat through a soccer match. NEVER. I hate matches, competition. Hate it with gutz. I never even once sat with my mom for more than 5 mins to any kind of a race. 

I was touched by Benji's enthusiasm as he couldnt get a glimpse of the previous race at LKF. So we went to The Flying Pan. By the way, best place in town for a TV screen. I honestly didnt watch that, we were there like from 12:30 till 5ish am. I was actually webbing the net the whole time, basically the 2hrs++ race, until the last moment whereby they gotta  tried to shoot balls one by one to see who won. I GOT SO NERVOUS by it. I almost wanted to duck out. I hate this expectancy, this hype. Now, I understand why I hate soccer. 

People, PEOPLE get hurt, becoz other people push, kick, slap, punch the other PEOPLE. I hate to see the violence. I think soccer is violent. I hate all kinda of violence. HATE.

But thankfully I gained 3 things from these few hours. I believe Benji now would think of me as a close fren, afterall I lost my worldcup virginity to him. Second, I managed to use up all my iphone battery to read the late Kim Daul blog (http://iliketoforkmyself.blogspot.com/). Third, I now understand why Soccer is so mesmerizing to people and the thrill to them is excruciatingly exciting!