I felt Crabby

I felt so crabby the other day, actually 2 FULL DAYS after the crab. It's craB not craP.

I never touch crab that need my engaging into dissecting them.

I never eat their brainy stuffy (it's fatty stuff people luv to eat but it's filthy, it's all the shits & dirts inside, man!!!!)

Not good to be good at science, shits! I shud hv done literature instead, rather than science. Understanding too much is a curse!

Seriously, I sound like an asshole, but I like being an asshole actually.

OK, back to the crab.

I was taken to this rich lady's house (both I met for the 1st time) and she served "big bound crab" aka hairy crab, it should be in season. I always said NO NO NO to any frens' invitation for such an evil feast, but I didnt know about it was such a beast feast, I went along as I really wanted to see if there would be any biz potential in Mynamar. First time I met Burmese!!

Man, the rich lady who doesnt use any skincare looks so freakishly young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has a 28yo gal, but I thought she was younger than me! Holy Moly!!!! GIve me some of those collagen!!!!! But, one thing with old age, things you just cant....hide, it's the flappy boobs & tummy. Sorry, I sound like an ass again, but they r just flappy, esp she didnt wear any bras. Man.....why?! why?! Why does she do that!!?? She wud be looking like it cuda be my daughter if she got a bra!!!! hohohoh!!

I had 2 crabs, I just thought they were SMALL. But when I told my mom the size, she said IT WAS GIGANTIC. OK anyhows. I had TWO GIGANTIC HAIRY CRABS!!!! I felt  that every inch of my gut was GLUED with the HAIRY CRAB BRAINS for 2 FULL DAYS! I smelled like CRAB too.

A new way to feel crappy is to be glued by crab.